25 7 / 2014

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

(via ravenhoodoo)

25 7 / 2014

bemusedlybespectacled:

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY FOR FIVE BILLION YEARS

(Source: ashagreyjoyed)

25 7 / 2014

opinionatedfellow:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was…

25 7 / 2014

quibbs:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

quibbs:

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

(via ravenhoodoo)

25 7 / 2014

findsomethingtofightfor:

laracroftslover:

nobodycars:

THE HOLY TRINITY

don’t you mean the UNHOLY trinity?

Come with me

And you’ll be

In a world of pure procrastination

(Source: nebranska, via ravenhoodoo)

25 7 / 2014

fizzylimon:

thepioden:

inexorablyacademic:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

cameralinz:

“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he breathed back. He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. “He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers.

In the end, Voldemort’s fate twice came down to the choice of a woman, a mother.

Rock ‘n roll.

Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war.

Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done.

   (via)

If you asked me to pick my favorite Harry Potter character, I would have a hard time picking between Luna Lovegood and Narcissa Malfoy. 

But like okay, regarding the above, Harry Potter is the heir to the Blacks, to her family, it starts off kind of politically and she has to make sure he doesn’t ruin anything or throw away any other important heirlooms and then they become buddies and Harry is babysitting Teddy one day and Narcissa is kinda punched in the heart with the realization that yes, this is her baby grand-nephew and she eventually reconciles with Andromeda and then I have a lot of Black Family Feelings.

Alternately, AU in which Narcissa Malfoy and Molly Weasley team up and together they Fight Crime As Badass Moms. 

Posts like this make me appreciate fanfic in ways I probably wouldn’t were it not for tumblr. I’m not about to dive into fanfic or anything, but like those are legitimately cool ideas and I’m genuinely pleased that there are people out there who are so excited to think them.

(Source: margaerystyrells, via captainofalltheships)

25 7 / 2014

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(Source: dalasverdugo, via ravenhoodoo)

25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

bleep0bleep:

*muffled rap music plays in the distance*

Jordan Kyle of the House Parrish, the First of His Name, the Unburnt, Prince Of Beacon, Keeper of the Pretty Eyes, Deputy of the Sheriff’s Department, and Opener of Doors

(Source: weredanny, via hatteress)

25 7 / 2014

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

sassy-gay-justice:

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

its-not-beautiful:

To anyone out there designing a female character’s clothes, think of this as you do: Would this outfit be functional/practical/acceptable for a guy, too?

Good rule of thumb to follow.

~Ozzie

I think we need to start a list of rules.

- wincenworks

Excuse you

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I mean of COURSE

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these outfits are totally

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functional for men!

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They are all perfect.

Happy Friday!

- wincenworks

25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

(via mydrunkkitchen)

25 7 / 2014

sebastianstannings:

Sebastian Stan being adorable (x)

(Source: cptarnerica, via ravenhoodoo)

25 7 / 2014

bemusedlybespectacled:

solitarelee:

seanmonster:

t-campbell:

"We have a good, solid Bible quote for our youth ministry, but we need a secular quote too. Some charismatic, influential person whom nobody would expect us to use, so we feel hip and relevant. I know! HOW ABOUT HITLER?"

Why would anyone think that was a good idea!?

This… was near where I used to live… -____-;

IT’S REAL. OH MY GOD IT’S REAL.

bemusedlybespectacled:

solitarelee:

seanmonster:

t-campbell:

"We have a good, solid Bible quote for our youth ministry, but we need a secular quote too. Some charismatic, influential person whom nobody would expect us to use, so we feel hip and relevant. I know! HOW ABOUT HITLER?"

Why would anyone think that was a good idea!?

This… was near where I used to live… -____-;

IT’S REAL. OH MY GOD IT’S REAL.